In Which I Am Terrible With Naming Blogs

Game of Thrones Sex Tip 47

agameofsextips:

Wanna spice up a marriage that’s lost that spark? Try locking her in a tower until she eats her own fingers.

ladyofthedreadfort:

for-your-inconsideration:

Leeches on his dick tho

DOESN’T MATTER HAD SEX -

ladyofthedreadfort:

lavender-and-creme:

And somewhere on the Iron Islands you will find Balon Greyjoy smiling because senpai finally noticed him.

reasons u should adopt me as ur pet

jesus-christ-official:

- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs

- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet

- i will let u boop my nose whenever

- i am expert at cuddling

- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in

- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays

Andrew Hussie is John Egbert

spencerofspace:

So I found this picture of Andrew Hussie as a kid

and I realized.. Buck teeth, blue eyes, dark hair…

…

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood