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Wanna spice up a marriage that’s lost that spark? Try locking her in a tower until she eats her own fingers.
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And somewhere on the Iron Islands you will find Balon Greyjoy smiling because senpai finally noticed him.
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- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs
- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet
- i will let u boop my nose whenever
- i am expert at cuddling
- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in
- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays
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So I found this picture of Andrew Hussie as a kid
and I realized.. Buck teeth, blue eyes, dark hair…
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pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
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